Chasing after metal gears to the tune of John Coltrane.

http://thatkindoffangirl.tumblr.com/post/95391066473/by-which-i-also-meant-to-say-that-there-are-a-lot

thatkindoffangirl:

faerieswing:

thatkindoffangirl:

By which I also meant to say that there are a lot of ways to masturbate and use vibrators and if you have troubles reaching orgasms you should try all the kind of sex toys you can get your hands on and stick them in (or place them on) every kind of spot you can think on and try try try and do not…

For real, though…this is important.

I’ve made it a mission to take my female friends who are mid-20s and never masturbated to the sex store. I’ve offered to like four friends and they won’t take me up on it. They’re like, “oh, no, it’s not important.” And it makes me sad because they’re okay to settle with a guy that’s clueless forever. 

Just…just let me buy you a vibrator, girl. Come on. 

I take whoever comes visit me to the sex store, though I have to admit that I never had a friend who didn’t masturbate.

Most of the girls that I’ve grown up with don’t. We’re from this horrific, borderline Puritanical part of the country and I suppose that has a lot to do with it. But when I have girlfriends who are married and don’t want to masturbate or have their husband give them oral because “it’s gross,” I honestly don’t know what to do. 

I get having a low drive because I’m certainly “meh” a good portion of the time when I’m busy and stressed out, but I think there’s too much shame tied up in a lot of my friends’ opinions on it. 

It’s weird for a new school year to be starting and I’m not involved in it at all. I don’t really miss being a teacher (TA)…but I do miss answering questions about english and writing and general college stuff. 

I work in publishing now, so hey…if you have any questions about publishing or english or being an english major or writing or whatever…feel free to ask! 

http://thatkindoffangirl.tumblr.com/post/95391066473/by-which-i-also-meant-to-say-that-there-are-a-lot

thatkindoffangirl:

By which I also meant to say that there are a lot of ways to masturbate and use vibrators and if you have troubles reaching orgasms you should try all the kind of sex toys you can get your hands on and stick them in (or place them on) every kind of spot you can think on and try try try and do not…

For real, though…this is important.

I’ve made it a mission to take my female friends who are mid-20s and never masturbated to the sex store. I’ve offered to like four friends and they won’t take me up on it. They’re like, “oh, no, it’s not important.” And it makes me sad because they’re okay to settle with a guy that’s clueless forever. 

Just…just let me buy you a vibrator, girl. Come on. 

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

AU where the Otasune family goes trick or treating…

Snake dresses up as Brock. Otacon is Ash. Little toddler Sunny is Pikachu and rides around on their shoulders. 

Reblog if you think Solid Snake is really a big ole softie pushover.

Oh, Sunny, you want to put bows in Snake’s hair?

Oh, Otacon, you want Snake to dress up like an anime character with you?

He’s gonna. Oh, he’s gonna. 

thatkindoffangirl:

classtoise:

thatkindoffangirl:

Masturbating is becoming a hardcore and difficult activities.
Man, when my daughter/son is going to reach puberty I’ll make sure to give them doors that close and make a point not to ask what they were doing if they close them.

The best part of living alone is basically masturbating whenever the fuck I want.Oh it’s 2:45 on my day off in the afternoon? Better crank one out.Oh shit it’s 8 in the morning on a Sunday? Bust a nut for Jesus.
Man, the pizza guy isn’t gonna be here for 45 minutes. Time to slap the meatstick for a bit.

I had not fully appreciated this aspect of living alone until this week.I can’t wait to finally be able to fall asleep without even putting my vibrator away.

Going to sleep with the vibrator still out in the open is like, liberation level 99. 

thatkindoffangirl:

classtoise:

thatkindoffangirl:

Masturbating is becoming a hardcore and difficult activities.

Man, when my daughter/son is going to reach puberty I’ll make sure to give them doors that close and make a point not to ask what they were doing if they close them.

The best part of living alone is basically masturbating whenever the fuck I want.

Oh it’s 2:45 on my day off in the afternoon? Better crank one out.
Oh shit it’s 8 in the morning on a Sunday? Bust a nut for Jesus.

Man, the pizza guy isn’t gonna be here for 45 minutes. Time to slap the meatstick for a bit.

I had not fully appreciated this aspect of living alone until this week.
I can’t wait to finally be able to fall asleep without even putting my vibrator away.

Going to sleep with the vibrator still out in the open is like, liberation level 99. 

I’ve been really put off of reading books for the last several years because grad school beat it out of me handily. It stopped being enjoyable and I never had time for it anyway. 

Now I’m like, shit, I really want to read. And then I’ve been re-reading fics and stuff and suddenly, I have this realization…

I…I can read a fucking book. 

stlcardinals:

Did you see that?!

Thing One and Thing Two right here. 

stlcardinals:

Did you see that?!

Thing One and Thing Two right here. 

 
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